is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
