I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
bring money and cleavage
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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