He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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