What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well I just put wine in my tea
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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