I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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