sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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