Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So many bounce houses so little time
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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