she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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