I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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