How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
