My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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