There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
organizing the empties. That sober.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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