I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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