i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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