My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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