I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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