it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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