How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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