Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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