I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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