she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm just crazy horny about you
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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