We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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