my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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