We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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