You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Boobs speak an international language.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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