Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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