No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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