so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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