so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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