Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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