I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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