96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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