You really coming over, don't trick.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
