the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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