So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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