Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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