This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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