no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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