She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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