I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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