Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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