I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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