What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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