What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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