Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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