after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
How does it feel to date your dad?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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