Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have aggressive nipples.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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