If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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