We need to start having sex underwater more often.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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