i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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