Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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