I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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