are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We need to get me chipped asap
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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