She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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