Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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