We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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